I'm Scott Losse.

(visit my linktr.ee for stand-up tour dates and social media links)

I'm a person from Seattle, Washington. That's a lie. I'm from Burien, but you don't know where that is. I'm technically a stand-up comic. However, you're probably here because you watched an unrelated reel or a short or you went to the wrong website. I talk about sheds, mountain bikes, being old, and other things. I'm just making it up as I go. It seems to be working.

I've been doing stand-up since 2009. I quit a few times because being funny is hard so lets call it 12 years. I have been featured on Dry Bar Comedy, Laughs on Fox, and Sirius XM Satellite Radio. I have also performed and clubs and colleges nationwide! Festivals! Wow. Interesting! I have an album on Spotify called "Popular Donuts." In 2017 I recorded a Dry Bar Special called "Okay" that is available on YouTube. Both are free. The special is clean. No cussing! I grew up by the airport so I swear in real life. I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm married. I'm tired. I need a nap. I love snowboarding and riding my bike. I'm pretty good at one of those things. You'll figure it out. I have two dogs, three chickens, two snakes, and two feral cats. I live in the Pacific Northwest and I like it. 

Scott