Hi. I'm Scott Losse. I'm a stand-up comedian from Seattle, Washington.

I started doing stand-up in 2009 and have had moderate success doing festivals, clubs and other things that make it sound like I know what I'm doing. I have no idea what I'm doing, but as luck would have it, that doesn't really hold you back.

I have performed at a lot of places and things. These include Portland's Bridgetown Comedy Festival (RIP), SF Sketchfest, Sketchfest Seattle, Northwest Folklife Festival, Bumbershoot: Seattle's Music & Arts Festival, Treefort Music Fest, and other places that aren't festivals. Clubs. Colleges. Bars. Denver! Northern Idaho. Regular Idaho.

I was the winner of the 2013 Northwest Comedy Competition and a year later I was a semi-finalist in the Seattle International Comedy Competition. I've done that competition three times. Quitters never win. Losers never know when to stop. I was featured on Laughs on Fox. Yes, that was a thing. In 2016 I released an album called "Popular Donuts." It's on Spotify. I have 80 CDs in the back of my car. You can have one. In 2017 I recorded a special for Dry Bar Comedy called "Okay." It's on the Internet. No swear words in that one.

Come see me some time...or don't. I'm not the boss of you.


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